Trivium 21c

In order to reduce workload the Government has decided to do nothing to reduce workload.

This will come as a relief to many hard pressed, end of tether teachers, who were fearing free time to spend with their friends and family as they haven’t seen them for so long except in a drunken stupour they have forgotten how to hold a decent conversation with them.

The document: ‘Make workload not war’ has declared that Ofsted et al will set about reducing the number of pages of many documents that teachers don’t read anyway in order to ensure that everything is swept under the carpet (sponsored by Harris) for many years to come.

Mike Wilshaw said: “blah blah blah…”